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DVD REVIEW : YOU SHOOT WITH MISSY
HYATT FROM KAYFABE COMMENTARIES
In the weeks leading up to the
release of the second installment of the You Shoot series from
Kayfabe Commentaries, the company uploaded teaser trailers of
this volumes guest, Missy Hyatt. These trailers were entitled
Missy on Boys, Missy on Girls, and Missy on another planet, and
warned the viewers to brace ourselves for a wild ride. Now I
knew beforehand that Missy has been known for her over the top
reputation in the wrestling business, but never have I watched a
trailer for a wrestling DVD and found myself speechless with the
insane comments emanating from someones mouth, so this week, I
took KCs advice, braced myself, and popped in the full length
DVD and went for a roller coaster ride with Missy Hyatt.
First off, for those who are still
not familiar with the You Shoot series, it is the new evolution
of the wrestling shoot interview, as the entire feature is
conducted by you, the fans, via video and email submissions,
nothing is off limits, and some craziness ensues. Trust me when
I say that youve never seen a shoot interview like it.
Now For those of you who are
familiar with the format, beyond the addressing of submitted
questions ,there is something different in this volume as Missy
plays a couple of games that will leave your jaw
hanging. The first game is What A Dick where Missy is asked to
rank wrestlers by penis size from biggest to smallest, and even
circumcised or uncircumcised!! There is some gems in this part
of the interview as Missy reveals who blew a load after just
french kissing, who could last less than a second, and sets the
record straight on Val Veniss porn star gimmick!
The other game is Real or Fake which as you could probably
figure out is Missy having to declare whether the diva in
question has real or fake tits.
In press releases hyping the dvds
release, those at Kayfabe Commentaries hoped that the slight
tweak to the format would increase the enjoyment of the feature
by those who raved about the first installment with The Honky
Tonk Man, and I think it did exactly that, as not only does it
provide for some of those moments that left me speechless when
watching the trailers, but it also provides for a slightly
better finished product as the viewer doesnt have to put up
with multiple submissions asking the same question about a
different star.
The rest of the feature is divided
into 7 different main topics, which are as follows
Gossip Missy has been a
queen of gossip for many years so it was obvious that some
hearsay emails would be sent her way, including those that may
or may not of directly surrounded her experiences. Some not so
direct gossip questions include whether Tammy Sytch would give
blowjobs to Jim Cornette while in OVW in hopes of advancing to
the WWE, Also whether Vince Mc Mahon really fools around with
the divas he employs, which leads to a direct question of
whether or not she has ever fooled around with Vince, I wont
spoil the answer, youll have to see the DVD for yourself!
Sex and Drugs What Missy
Hyatt DVD would be complete with touching on her escapades with
sex and drugs in the wrestling business? I submitted a question
for this topic as I got Missy to address the rumours of her
being involved in a Sex Lottery a few years back in
Reno, Nevada
where people could buy a lottery ticket and the winner would get
to meet and have sex with Missy in a hotel room. She doesnt
deny it, and yes she did the winner! And now you get to hear the
details of that story as well as other important topics such as
whether she prefers circumcised penis, whether she would ever do
hardcore porn. We also get to learn a new math formula to
determine just how many guys she has slept with in the wrestling
business, I was never good at math, but something tells me that
youll agree that her formula could be way off. She also plays
Guess what's in the bag touching on various drugs from her past.
Beefs Much of this
chapter surrounds the numerous over the top comments that New
Jack has made about Missy Hyatt over the years. Missy laughs off
and denies Jack s allegations of talking to inanimate objects,
reporting herself missing and whether her doctor killed himself
because of her. Missys other beef with Eric Bischoff is also
looked at in this chapter.
Conquests Just who has
she slept with in the wrestling business? Weve all heard the
rumours, and now she goes on record with names, and rants on her
relationship with Jason Hervey.
Territories Thoughts and
stories of Missys time in Georgia Championship Wrestling, as
well as her feud with Sunshine in
Texas.
Missy also touches on whether or not the Von Erich family was as
screwed up as some think, and her experiences in the WWF doing
Missys Manor.
Modern Wrestling In this
chapter Missys thoughts are given on woman in wrestling in 2008
and why they should not be in the ring wrestling. She
also tells us what she would do with the girls on
TV today if she was the one in charge of the womans division in
the WWE.
Miscellaneous A variety
of topics including what she thinks Eddie Gilbert be doing if he
was still alive today?, Which promoters does she respect the
most, and if she has lost contact with any friends in the
wrestling business that she would like to reconnect with.
This DVD comes in at over 2 hours,
and much like the first You Shoot, the time just flies by, the
flow of the DVD is so flawless, perhaps thanks to some great
editing, or some great planning on the organizers part, but
probably a combination of both, which is why this DVD and so
many others from Kayfabe Commentaries have been met with such a
positive reaction. For the record the DVD is intended for mature
audiences as there is not only graphic sexual discussion but
also some swearing, which is absolutely fine with me, you just
gotta take that into consideration when your about to watch it
as you dont exactly want your little sister around when Missy
Hyatt starts talking about penis! All in all another great DVD
release from Kayfabe Commentaries that Id recommend you picking
up sometime soon.
You Shoot With Missy Hyatt is
now available on DVD from Kayfabe Commentaries for 20$, For more
information or to order your own copy head on over to
www.kayfabecommentaries.com . Also check
out my previous wrestling DVD reviews including those from
Kayfabe Commentaries in the Main Event Radios Review section at
www.maineventradio.com/reviews.htm
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